i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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