Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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