in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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