Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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