I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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