# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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