Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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