so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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