I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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