The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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