You really coming over, don't trick.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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