Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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