The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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