Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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