Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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