well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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