Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
one might say we're banned from that church
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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