i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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