he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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