tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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