I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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