Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
do nipples grow back?
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