Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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