He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I wear drunk well.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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