so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I need moral support for this bender
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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