New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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