i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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