i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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