Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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