I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You can't special order awesome
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize