I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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