At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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