In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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