gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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