i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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