How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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