North Korea, Best Korea!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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