i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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