She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Can I color on your dick again?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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