the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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