Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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