super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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