can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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