her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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