at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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