Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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