I CAN MOONWALK!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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