I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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