I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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