Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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